I am so smooth
Sometimes I am amazed at how ridiculous I am. Over the past week 3 silly things have happened to me, that really, if I'm being honest could only happen to me.
1) last Tuesday I was walking down my sidewalk to my apartment with my hands full of stuff. and I do mean full. I have been noticing that my bad eye has seemed exceptionally bad and thought I would be smart (I should know better) and try to strengthen it by closing my good eye while I walk to my apartment. Well, not 5 or 6 steps later I misjudge where I am on the sidewalk and fall down and scrape my knee. I haven't fallen and scraped my knee since I was probably 8 years old. I not only scraped my knee but I ripped a whole in my chef pants and spilled my sour cream into a little pile. I know it's so sad.
2) A few days later I was working at Starbucks and it was early evening and we were really caught up on our nightly cleaning. We had our steamed milk containers on a piece of cardboard to keep from getting our clean counter dirty again. I was about to make a latte or something and attempted to pull the nonfat milk steamer off the cardboard and it stuck just enough that the soy and whole milk both spilled down my leg. Luckily they weren't too hot or I could have seriously scalded my leg. But for the rest of the night I had to deal with sticky, smelly, milk covered pants.
3) last but certainly not least I was at school this last Monday and reached into my tool bag to pull out my peeler and instead of it sliding out of it's pocket smoothly and easily I had to tug a little bit. And as I tugged my finger slipped and was sliced by my slicer. Class hadn't even started yet and I was already bleeding profusely. Geeze...
1) last Tuesday I was walking down my sidewalk to my apartment with my hands full of stuff. and I do mean full. I have been noticing that my bad eye has seemed exceptionally bad and thought I would be smart (I should know better) and try to strengthen it by closing my good eye while I walk to my apartment. Well, not 5 or 6 steps later I misjudge where I am on the sidewalk and fall down and scrape my knee. I haven't fallen and scraped my knee since I was probably 8 years old. I not only scraped my knee but I ripped a whole in my chef pants and spilled my sour cream into a little pile. I know it's so sad.
2) A few days later I was working at Starbucks and it was early evening and we were really caught up on our nightly cleaning. We had our steamed milk containers on a piece of cardboard to keep from getting our clean counter dirty again. I was about to make a latte or something and attempted to pull the nonfat milk steamer off the cardboard and it stuck just enough that the soy and whole milk both spilled down my leg. Luckily they weren't too hot or I could have seriously scalded my leg. But for the rest of the night I had to deal with sticky, smelly, milk covered pants.
3) last but certainly not least I was at school this last Monday and reached into my tool bag to pull out my peeler and instead of it sliding out of it's pocket smoothly and easily I had to tug a little bit. And as I tugged my finger slipped and was sliced by my slicer. Class hadn't even started yet and I was already bleeding profusely. Geeze...
posted by Deanna at 12:27 PM
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