totally freaked out

So I received the strangest assignment yesterday in my Career Development class. I have to write my own Eulogy. I'm totally freaked out about it. I have to write it from the future, writing about my "accomplishments", who I am and who I will be.

I don't even know how to begin. The worst part is that I have to have someone else read it outloud to the class. this is so weird. last time I checked I was in culinary school...